The Only 65-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Poop That’ll Get You Laughs, Sales... and Respect
ATTENTION: Serious Collectors, Gag-Gift Givers, and Anyone Who Wants to Drop a Conversation Bomb!
Let’s not sugarcoat it: you’re looking at one of the most jaw-droppingly outrageous—and scientifically valuable—fossils on the planet.
That’s right. What you’re seeing here is genuine fossilized Dinosaur Coprolite — that’s a fancy scientific term for what it really is: DINOSAUR POOP.
But don’t laugh too hard just yet...
Because This 10-Pound Pile of Prehistoric Power Is Dead Serious.
✔️ Over 65 million years old
✔️ Measures a whopping 8” x 2.5” x 9”
✔️ Weighs in at 10 lbs. 2.8 oz
✔️ Stands upright—because this fossil has nothing to hide.
This isn’t some silly novelty. This is REAL, museum-grade fossilized excrement from a creature that once ruled the Earth—and now it could rule your desk, classroom, display case, or gift list.
Here’s Why This Thing SELLS ITSELF:
📚 It’s educational. Scientists use coprolites to uncover what dinosaurs ate, how they lived, and whether they were meat-eaters or salad fans.
🤣 It’s hilarious. There’s nothing quite like handing someone a 10-pound rock and telling them they’re holding prehistoric poop. (Yes, it’s the ultimate gag gift for that hard-to-shop-for guy or science teacher.)
🦴 It’s rare. No two coprolites are alike. This is a one-of-a-kind fossil specimen. When it’s gone, it’s gone.
🎁 It’s the perfect gift. For the dino-obsessed kid, the geology nerd, the science fair superstar, or the uncle with a wicked sense of humor—this fossil delivers.
And let’s be real: Who else can say they’ve held fossilized dinosaur dung in their hands?
WARNING: This Is NOT for Everyone.
If you’re looking for another boring desk decoration or a run-of-the-mill fossil that blends in with the rest, look elsewhere. This is the attention-grabbing, conversation-starting, mind-blowing fossil that commands curiosity.
And for those of you marketing-minded folks—yes, this piece draws crowds at trade shows, school events, science expos, and museum displays. It's a built-in icebreaker, a traffic magnet, and a media curiosity waiting to happen.
Inventory #A4 – Only ONE Available. When it’s gone, it’s gone forever.
💩 Claim your 65-million-year-old piece of prehistoric poop TODAY... before someone else does.
